Thursday, October 25, 2007

HASH CRUISE '07 - THE LEGEND

COXEN HOLE!


Are you a member of the 15-foot-high club??

It's not that we drank all the beer...it's that they didnt' have enough!

Cum sit on mah lap, baby....

Sticky...hiding a boner.

Thinking to himself - "Just two more drinks is all she needs."

Hop on my captain...it's as big as a whale!

Who came?
(and how many times???)
  • GooSwallow
  • Captain Jerk
  • BJ the DJ
  • Just Cynthia
  • Doktor Dive
  • Burnt Tatas
  • Bone Sucker
  • Finishes With Towel
  • EE I'm Coming
  • Bimbo On The Run
  • Money Shot
  • Sir Trots-A-Lot
  • Wanda
  • Service My Balls
  • Candy Wrapper
  • Bobby Boucher (aka Sticky Fingers)
  • Just Kathy
  • DD Whore-A-Dini
  • Way Beyond Gay
  • Bone My Ass
  • Fuzzy Fish Taco
  • 3 Holes No Waiting
  • More Sex
  • Where's My Goat?
  • Dr. Doo-Doo
  • Atilla the Hung
  • Kiddie
  • Ear Muff Muff
  • Tie Me Down
  • Sexxxtra Credit
  • Just Laid
  • Rub My Buns
  • Sperm Burp
  • Chippendale
  • Ganjaman
  • Freudian Slut
  • Insane Clown
  • Red Meat
  • Dude, Where's My Car?
  • URN8
  • Goo Light Special
  • Caught From Behind




Pictures...


Videos...


Kickass Attractions...




Cave tubing.....DOT COM!!!
http://www.cavetubing.com/
If you see the staff again, say "hello" to 'Dirty Sanchez', 'Major Shrinkage' and their young assistant 'Guido the Pimp Killer'.


Stingray city! 35 years good luck if you kiss one!
http://www.absolutedivers.com/stingray_city.htm
A direct quote from sticky fingers: "Where the hell's the barb?!?!"






7 comments:

Jason C. Miller said...

Sticky Fingers' top 10...

- Air Humping on a zipline (Was that actually ME????)

- The desk (don't ask)

- 7:00am trans-substantial conversations with Fuzzy over a hot plate of pseudo-eggs and scrapple

- Kiddie's gold coin game (I'm still owed some favors, too)

- Bone sucker
aka Bone Thruster
aka Bone Stripper
aka Rod Licker
aka Bone Humper
aka Bone Teaser
etc...

- Goo Swallows hand-feeding the Honduran driver some cheesy poofs, Munchies, and Family Cookies (The mommies were the best!!). She was also the best YooHoo server ever!

- "Sing me a song, Karaoke Girl..." "...and we're all in the mood, for a bloody good screw..."

- "This is a group-participation song. Are there any children here? If so...leave now."

- "Thank you, pumpkin."

- Watching Dirty Sanchez dodge other vehicles while Guido the Killer Pimp opens beer with his teeth.

Hash Cruise said...
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Anonymous said...

This site is a fantastic idea and well done! I'm so glad to have access to all photos (aka happy memories).

I'm still having cruise dreams - long conversations w. Sticky, pillow fights w. 3 Holes, fancy dinners in costume, Bone Sucker and More Sex on stage, karaoke dreams...Thanks for a KICK ASS time!

Fuzzy

Jason C. Miller said...

Thanks for the kudos. :)

It's hard to believe that the cruise group AFTER us is about to finish THIER cruise.

Oh well. I'll hopefully see some of you in St. Augustine next weekend!

~Sticky

Jerri said...

Well, I'm sure THEY didn't have as much fun as WE did!!!!

Anonymous said...

Are any of you guys going on the Dab's Bahamaiam cruise in January? It would be about time to schedule another Coxen Hole H3 hash.....

Sextra Credit

Fuzzy said...

Favorite conversation from the cruise:

Dr. Doo: Anyone who eats asparagus at dinner will not be allowed to pee on me later tonight.

Fuzzy: (orders asparagus soup AND asparagus side dish)

ASPARAGUS ARRIVES

Dr. Doo: (waving finger) No peeing on me for YOU tonight!

Fuzzy: Don't you tell me, "No!" I'll chase you down, hold you down and pee on you!

Dr. Doo: Don't MAKE me knock over this table with my erection!